I know Matt. The poor kid. As if he didn't already have enough strikes against him.

He is completely socially inept, wears BOW TIES every day, claiming it's his "style". He even applied to MTV's made when it was in the area saying he wanted to be made into a "ladie's man". He didn't make the final cut but of course the paper did a whole article which made him stand out even more.

Now he's going to be known also as the guy with one ball.

Aurelia