okay. these have all been in my info at one time or another and no one has complained, so i'm not thinking any of these are bad...i'm changing screen names, though, so that people who don't want random IMs won't get them.

BryanHargrave: so we have mirrors in out potty room
BryanHargrave: and i looked over while i was pissing
BryanHargrave: dude, i look hot tonite

Matt22222222200000000: marc's body is a wonderland...but i am NOT using my hands...
The Marc NU: please don't
The Marc NU: mouth'll do just fine

themidwestambassador: who can turn down looking at naked chicks? i mean hell if i know where they've been, or who they've been with, or whats been in them...but shoot.

lauren: jm nyc tix from scalper: $150...
lauren: ticket to nyc: $188…
lauren: watching mary kick grochmal's ass:
lauren: PRICELESS
Conor: meeting superfag.......definately not priceless

and, one of my favorites (currently in my info):

EGLchick: john, will you make out with richard young for me at the mi show? please?
JOHNMAYER: I will.

mary