What the fuck? I want Marc as my co-star? No no. I said my co-star needs a mullet. He needs to keep up with my 6 inch press on red nails, neon pink thong, teased hair, and 4 inch hooker shoes... Only a mullet can control that mess...

I'm sorry but with the name Missy Combs- you NEED to be a trailer trash porn star. Therefore, I will achieve my destiny and make the "Missy Combs: The First Time"... Comedic porn about a girls first time.

Yeah, this has gotten out of hand...

- Anya