bryan: my sister called hydrogen peroxide band aid juice
b: when we were little
b:then shed kick me
b:and said "wow, you need some band aid juice"
Racharooo
here I stand, 5 feet 2 and one half inches small, smling cause I'm scared as hell.


On the road through life, you get stopped by every goddamn redlight there is. Some people will tell you to "lock your doors", for fear of being mugged during these vulnerable intervals on the road...

I drive with my doors wide open. I like to pretend Im in an airplane.