Discussing John's, um..sexual prowess..or lack thereof:

Funnyguy1983: i think he has a beautiful body. i like guys who are tall and lanky
Me: um..go watch Any Given Thursday
Funnyguy1983: i'm pretty small
Me: they show him in his boxer briefs
Me: it is NOT ATTRACTIVE
Chikako: ew
Me: i felt kinda dirty seeing it
Funnyguy1983: i know! i have it and i saw. but he doesn't turn around so you can't see what he has down below

~Tara