long, but worth it. more fun with the kates:



EGLchick: my boyfriend is from fairfield, falbo
ShLeY00: CT RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FaLbO24x: WHERE YOU FROM?
EGLchick: i live in ny
EGLchick: i met him on the internet
FaLbO24x: I SEE
EGLchick: he searched the aol member directory
FaLbO24x: THATS COOL
EGLchick: and i was the closest girl to him that would talk to him
K8e32084: ohh
EGLchick: because he's a little odd
FaLbO24x: LOL
K8e32084: gotcha
EGLchick: he's also a little bit younger than me
FaLbO24x: HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN DATING?
EGLchick: but i guess thats ok
tlamme81: EGLchick, how is your boyfriend? Is he relaxing from his European tour?
EGLchick: about 6 months
EGLchick: but i dont know about him
FaLbO24x: WHY
EGLchick: he tells me that i can cross the line whenever i want to
EGLchick: but i dont know if i want to
EGLchick: cause like
EGLchick: my mom complains about how i need a man
EGLchick: but i havent mentioned him yet
FaLbO24x: YEAH
ShaZam688: WTF THIS IS AN ALL KATE CHATE SO YOU SHELYS AND DALES AND MARYS.. LEAVE
EGLchick: and all of my friends dont know who he is
EGLchick: he's been my best kept secret
tlamme81: ahahahahah
FaLbO24x: YEAH
ShLeY00: my name is kate, my nick name is just ashley
rockyhorrorrache: its a middle name
tlamme81: I'm a Kate too
EGLchick: my nickname is mary, all the kates get confusing
tlamme81: Mary Kate
K8e32084: jesus how many kates atre there?
EGLchick: but yeah...my boyfriend, john, keeps telling me to cross this line
rockyhorrorrache: you aren't calling it love soon are you?
EGLchick: well he is
deedle 982: mary, is he going to call it love soon?
EGLchick: he keeps saying
tlamme81: ahahahah
EGLchick: i'm calling it love soon
EGLchick: but i'm like...uh no
FaLbO24x: HOW MUCH YOUNGER IS HE
EGLchick: i tell him none of my friends know who he is
EGLchick: he says no shit
EGLchick: he's like 3 years younger
FaLbO24x: THATS NOTHING
FaLbO24x: MY EX IS 5
deedle 982: i think you guys should just bypass the bullsiht.
FaLbO24x: YEARS YOUNGER
deedle 982: uhshit.
EGLchick: yeah
rockyhorrorrache: are you keeping him your best secret?
FaLbO24x: NOT 5 YEARS OLD HAHA
EGLchick: holy crap kate, thats what he says
EGLchick: he keeps telling me that we need to bypass all this bullshit
FaLbO24x: YEAH ITS NOT THAT BAD SO DONT WORRY BOUT THAT
EGLchick: and that the minute hand moves faster than i think it does
tlamme81: Kate, yeah..they should just move on because the minute hand moves faster than EGL thinks it does.
tlamme81: hahahahaha
EGLchick: hahahaha yeah i was telling kate about this in IMs
K TEA 84 has left the room.
EGLchick: she knows ab out my boyfrien dissues
FaLbO24x: LOL
EGLchick: so yeah, what do i do
EGLchick: i guess he could move here and be my city love
EGLchick: he could keep a toothbrush at my place
FaLbO24x: SCABS...HOW BOUT SOME COCK TALK...YOUR SLACKIN OFF HERE
EGLchick: its not like i even have the extra space though
tlamme81: Kate, you could steal his clothes to wear to work.
EGLchick: yeah
EGLchick: god...just imagine
FaLbO24x: WELL YOU ALWAYS HAVE EXTRA SPACE FOR SOMEONE YOU REALLY LIKE
EGLchick: i'd smile just because i'd have a city love
FaLbO24x: AT LEAST I ALWAYS DO
EGLchick: but what happens if it goes bad? and we're left not talking, just sitting in the dark drinking wine and watching cnn
tlamme81: ahahahahahahahaha
EGLchick: thats dark, i know, but it'd be the brightest thing i'vge got
ShLeY00: oh my god
FaLbO24x: THEN YOU GUYS WILL JUST HAVE TO FIND NEW CITY LOVES
Calimmacil: haha
rockyhorrorrache: hahaha
rockyhorrorrache: I love all of us kates
tlamme81: whoa somebody's catching on
EGLchick: laughing...so...hard
EGLchick: cant...type
FaLbO24x: WE LOVE YOU TOO
EGLchick: whew
FaLbO24x: HAHA WHY
EGLchick: funny IM i just got
EGLchick: anyway
EGLchick: so all this leads to me just staying home alone on a friday
EGLchick: laying flat on the floor thinking back on old loves or lack thereof
FaLbO24x: HAHA
FaLbO24x: ME TOO
FaLbO24x: DONT WORRY
EGLchick: i'm so glad someone else does that
FaLbO24x: I THINK ABOUT IT ALLLL THE TIME
EGLchick: its like...i could have met them in a sandbox
EGLchick: or passed them on a sidewalk
FaLbO24x: AND NEVER TALKED TO THEM
EGLchick: exactly
Calimmacil: whoah
EGLchick: and i'm tired of being alone, i want them to hurry up and get here
FaLbO24x: AND THEY COULD HAVE BEEN THE PERSON YOU WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST THING IN THE WORLD WITH
EGLchick: but could i have missed my chance and watched them walk away?
tlamme81: hahahahaha
alo61888: Is this person new?
FaLbO24x: IVE BEEN IN LOVE ONCE...FOR 3 YEARS I WAS WITH SOMEONE AND HE BROKE MY HEART :-(
EGLchick: oh man
EGLchick: i was in a relationship lkke that
EGLchick: it always came around back to him
Calimmacil: was your love comfortable?
EGLchick: it really scared me...i realized my will wasn't as strong as it used to be
EGLchick: yes, it was so broken in, colin
FaLbO24x: I MEAN WE WERE FINE, HE TREATED ME GREAT
FaLbO24x: BUT HE DIDNT FEEL THE SAME
Calimmacil: man
EGLchick: yeah....
EGLchick: you know what
EGLchick: i just remembered that time at the market
rockyhorrorrache: aw kate I remember that story
EGLchick: when he jumped on my shopping cart
tlamme81: hahaha..
EGLchick: we rolled down aisle 5
rockyhorrorrache: didn't you roll down
EGLchick: yeah
Calimmacil: you told me that before!
rockyhorrorrache: oh shit you beat me too it
EGLchick: and then we crashed into a rack full of magazines
EGLchick: they asked us if we could leave
FaLbO24x: DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACHOTHER?
Sloan2985 has left the room.
EGLchick: but god thats just the best memory
tlamme81: i'm getting scared :-)
EGLchick: i know some of these people
EGLchick: they know a lot about my old relationships
rockyhorrorrache: yeah us kates have to stick together
rockyhorrorrache: we are in short supply
tlamme81: kate, i think it's sweet that he loved you in just gray sweatpants and no makeup and thought you were perfect.
EGLchick: i know
EGLchick: i want him back
FaLbO24x: LOL ROCKY
tlamme81: i mean..that just makes me melt
EGLchick: why'd i have to practice on him?
FaLbO24x: AW THIS IS SO SAD THINKING ABOUT OLD RELATIONSHIPS
rockyhorrorrache: this is kate chat
FaLbO24x: I ALREADY THINK ABOUT IT TOO MUCH
deedle 982: do you want to fuck him til your dying day mary, or no?
Calimmacil: i want them baaack
EGLchick: well you know what falbo, just think about that person oput there rolling around in the hay with someone else
EGLchick: that you just haven't met yet
EGLchick: they're out there somewhere
deedle 982: hes just learning what to contrast you against mary
EGLchick: exactly
FaLbO24x: ILL FIND HIM ONE DAY GOD DAMMIT
FaLbO24x: I DONT KNOW ANYONE EITHER..
tlamme81: i know i'm being dumb
FaLbO24x: GOTTA MAKE KATE FRIENDS
EGLchick: you will...you'll find him...and he'll be so good for you
FaLbO24x: I ALREADY FOUND HIM THOUGH...AND LOST HIM
EGLchick: well
EGLchick: back to him
EGLchick: it always comes around
EGLchick: back to him
Calimmacil: you try to forget him
ShLeY00: well just remember mary, he's gotta get out by nine
tlamme81: are you sure it's nine? and not 12:47am?
FaLbO24x: EGL HE WAS SOO FUCKIN PERFECT FOR ME IT IS UNBELIEVABLE
EGLchick: god
FaLbO24x: I LOVED HIS EVERY FLAW
EGLchick: yeah...its like mine said about me
EGLchick: grey sweatpants...no makeup...so damn perfect
tlamme81: FAL, do you miss him? does it suck that you're not there?
FaLbO24x: I WAS NEVER HAPPIER IN MY LIFE
tlamme81: Fal, did you burn up in his atmosphere?
EGLchick: thats how i am with mine...i have to steer clear
FaLbO24x: YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
ShLeY00: haha
rockyhorrorrache: ow my guts hurt
FaLbO24x: LOL
tlamme81: well hey guys..just remember..everything is not broken.
EGLchick: yeah
EGLchick: the autumn leaves tell me that
EGLchick: but you know what
EGLchick: somethings missing
EGLchick: and id ont know what it is
FaLbO24x: WHAT
ShLeY00: why did he mess with forever though? :-(
EGLchick: ugh
EGLchick: dont remind me ashley
FaLbO24x: MISSING WITH WHAT
tlamme81: yeah...he lost you
EGLchick: i just dont know what it is falbo
alo61888: haha
tlamme81: doesn't it suck..when everything inside you tells you to run to him and throw your arms around him?
rockyhorrorrache: he is so unkind
EGLchick: ugh
EGLchick: that happened when i went by to get my things
tlamme81: did you thank him for getting the door?
ShLeY00: maybe he's just scared of a world outside he should go explore
chattygurl2002: maybe...
alo61888: Ah, the great indoors.
EGLchick: leave the great indoors
tlamme81: i don't know guys..sometimes..i love the great indoors..like when we have the afternoon..and my room...for two
alo61888: Oh yeah..
EGLchick: i love the way he used to never let my head hit the bed without his hand behind it
chattygurl2002: Thats so sweet
tlamme81: awww that's so sweet!!!
rocklove333: what the hell have i been mising?
EGLchick: i know
alo61888: awwwwwww
CYoung15: mary, i'll let your head hit the bed
tlamme81: did he nibble your candy lips?
EGLchick: yeah fuck you cnastee
tlamme81: and caress your porcelain skin?
ShLeY00: i just wish my room had room for two like it used to
alo61888: bubble gum tongue?