Tarzie: my mom just got the mail and came in and told me that there was a manilla envelope with something "squishy" inside, that moved around when you shook it, had no return address, and was addressed to Bill T. Lamme (my dad)
Tarzie: in really crappy, almost childlike handwriting.
EGLchick: umm
Tarzie: but people never address things to Bill T. If they use his middle initial, it's William T.
Tarzie: she's all freaked out now and put it in the garage to take to the post office and have them x-ray it
ewt77: did you put it to your ear?
EGLchick: hahahahhahaha
EGLchick: a bomb wouldnt be squishy
Tarzie: she's like "i know the whole anthrax thing is kind of over,but this is creepy"
Tarzie: she didn't think it was a bomb
EGLchick: ahh
EGLchick: well it might be
EGLchick: hahahahahahahahaha
Tarzie: but i wouldn't have opened it either..and no return address? wtf
CcmbrSndwch: Eat it
EGLchick: maybe its from your little cousin
nikki42233: hahahahaha
Tarzie: hahaha i don't have a little cousin!
CcmbrSndwch: Maybe it's a smushed twinkie!
EGLchick: AHAHAHA
EGLchick: its going to turn out to be a pokemon
nikki42233: Tara, it's from Stuart....your breast implants have arrived!
EGLchick: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
EGLchick: OH MAN
EGLchick: AHAHAHAHAHHA
ewt77: hahahahahahaaa
nikki42233: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
CcmbrSndwch: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa
EGLchick: nicole
Tarzie: those would be way too small for his taste
EGLchick: ahahahahahahahahaha
Tarzie: it's a small envelope
EGLchick: ahahahahaahahahah
nikki42233: hahahahahahahahaha
CcmbrSndwch: Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa
EGLchick: holy shit nicole
nikki42233: yessss i get laughs
Tarzie: if he'd sent me the implants, it would've come in a 10 ft x 10 ft box, air-mail
nikki42233: hahahahahahahaha

too lazy to edit out the hahaha's.

love,
mary