Bridget: i'll have to suck on his finger again sometime soon
Lauren H: i also put moves on marc once while drunk
Bridget: the look on his fucking face
Bridget: he was on the phone with nicole at the time too
Bridget: I was like 'PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE'
Bridget: and he wouldn't
Bridget: so i put his finger in my mouth
Me: bridget..you don't know where that finger could've been
Bridget: ew
Rachel: up his pooper
Bridget: its marc, tara.
Bridget: i mean, c'mon.
Lauren H: BRIDGET, YOU TOTALLY AND INDIRECTLY LICKED THE INSIDE OF MAYER'S ANUS
Me: i'm so disgusted, yet i'm laughing

~Tara
CcmbrSndwch: T's for Tainted/A's for Angel/R's for Regal/A's for Ah hold up, hell no!/She's Tara L, straight out of hell/She'll burn you, cut you, and then charge you/motherfuckers, learn to talk well/assholes, learn to walk well/ Tara accepts nothing less then a good sell/You'd better impress her, or she'll mess you up/You'd better defend her or she'll kick you in the gut