ok, so not a quote that happened in cb, but i had to share this anyway. i laughed so hard i cried.

a friend and i were talking about butts and boobs and stuff. this is what he said:

him: ass is less attractive the more of it you see
him: its a max/min equation
me: this is interesting
him: but for women with large breasts its almost the opposite
me: even fake ones?
him: well that comes down to individual taste
him: but i dislike outrageously fake breasts
me: well if you put it that way....
him: for example...if i can see the sternum and xiphoid process and she still has d cup breasts that is super unsexy
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
him: well have you seen that?
me: yes i have
me: that's why i'm laughing so hard
him: the only thing that matches that is terrible collagen lips
me: oh my god my stomach hurts so much
him: if i wanted to suck on plastic i would get a freezie