It had to be done...

Alex Land TN: i'm going to have two boys
Alex Land TN: jack and beau
lipps212: i like alex, he is chill
tkogirl76: i wanted bo duke
Alex Land TN: thanks, yo!
lipps212: not you
eglchick: becca says she hearts you amity
Alex Land TN: oh
Alex Land TN: :-(
RachaeLJ230: alex...just to let you know, beau will get beat up.
lipps212: i heart her too
CcmbrSndwch: I'm naming my kids Olive, Tallulah, and Mylo
Alex Land TN: no he wont
CcmbrSndwch: they will hate me ASAP
tkogirl76: he will
eglchick: hahaha
Alex Land TN: because i'm going to teach him how to kick some ass
eglchick: tallulah
CcmbrSndwch: but I will understand
PinkStar8283: lol
tkogirl76: i kissed beau
tkogirl76: and a milo
lipps212: bo and hope
CcmbrSndwch: I love the name Tallulah
lipps212: bo and hope
Mjc71411: Kudos on the use of Tallulah!
tkogirl76: and arlis
PinkStar8283: beau is a skanky whore
RachaeLJ230: then jack will get beat up for having a brother names beau
CcmbrSndwch: You can call her Lulu
lipps212: bo and hope
CcmbrSndwch: or Lu
Alex Land TN: dont happen
tkogirl76: shush amity
tkogirl76: agagagaga
tkogirl76: hahaha
Alex Land TN: beau is going to be cool and popular, and older then jack
lipps212: does anybody know who i am talking about?
Mjc71411: Lu is catchy
tkogirl76: I DO
PinkStar8283: yea
lipps212: yay melissa
RachaeLJ230: tallulah reminds me of savannah..that's a nice name.
Alex Land TN: and then jack is like 3 years younger, so everyone knows him thru his brother
lipps212: don't lie pink
CcmbrSndwch: Alex
Alex Land TN: its the best way to have kids, then everyone likes both kids
tkogirl76: lulu is from general hospital
PinkStar8283: ok you caught me
CcmbrSndwch: I LOVE that you have your kids future all planned out
Alex Land TN: yup
Alex Land TN: i'm not going to raise losers
CcmbrSndwch: "I'll buy Beau a jeep on his 16th birthday, and put a bow on it."
PinkStar8283: sure you weill
eglchick: alex
PinkStar8283: *will
PinkStar8283: lol
eglchick: hahahahahahaha
Alex Land TN: ha ha ha elle
eglchick: hahahahahaha
lipps212: bo and hope are from days
CcmbrSndwch: "A bow for Beau."
eglchick: alex
Alex Land TN: hahahaha
eglchick: you are going to terrify afuture girlfriend
RachaeLJ230: will you be adopting or will you actually procreate with a female, alex?
Alex Land TN: yes jon, i mean mary
eglchick: don't EVER tell her that story
Mjc71411: And Kayla and Patch ---hehe
eglchick: did you just call me jon, asshole?
Alex Land TN: ha ha ha
eglchick: i will sobeat your ass
tkogirl76: aahahahaha
Alex Land TN: he does the random name calling
eglchick: and you know it
Alex Land TN: know what i mean?
CcmbrSndwch: Sobeat!
eglchick: and seriously - don't ever tell a girlfriend that story
eglchick: beccas spacebar is weird
tkogirl76: becca is weird
Alex Land TN: just lurks for 8493 minutes then goes, 'mary'
tkogirl76: KIDDING
rockyhorrorrache: i hope you have geeky girls
eglchick: hahahahaha
RachaeLJ230: becca is hott.
tkogirl76: i love her
Alex Land TN: i would not
rockyhorrorrache: that would be the best thing ever
Alex Land TN: im not having girls
tkogirl76: ahahahahahaha
Mjc71411 has left the room.
Alex Land TN: actually id rather have a geeky girl than a popular one
eglchick: i hope alex has awkward overweight girls with snotty noses and a love forharry potter
tkogirl76: tell that to your lame ass sperm
CcmbrSndwch: An ex told me that he was planning on raising his kids on only organic food, which I understand, but he's like "If they EVER eat white sugar or processed food I'm punishing them."
RachaeLJ230: your sperm will automatically produce only daughters since you said that.
Alex Land TN: I HOPE THEY ARE LOSERS
rockyhorrorrache: have you been training your sperm since birth to not make girls?
CcmbrSndwch: So future plans for future kids can sometimes freak a person out
RachaeLJ230: hahaha
Alex Land TN: because if my daughters are cool then i wont let them out of the house
rockyhorrorrache: ahaha
tkogirl76: ahahahahahahaha
eglchick: and i hope his sons hate sports
Alex Land TN: seriously
lipps212: like the crane boys
rockyhorrorrache: ahaha
tkogirl76: ahahahahaha
RachaeLJ230: umm alex...your son beau will be gay.
CcmbrSndwch: Alex, what if your son, Beau
eglchick: 1can be flaming, and 1 can be the twin of the aforementioned girl
tkogirl76: the cranes
CcmbrSndwch: wants to be an interior designer
lipps212: alex will have niles and fraiser
CcmbrSndwch: He has the name
rockyhorrorrache: an ultra feminine boy and a butch girl
RachaeLJ230: and jack will like masturbation and porn.
eglchick: what if jack like star trek?
tkogirl76: oh i was thinking ethan
Alex Land TN: if i sire girls that are pretty i wont let them do shit
CcmbrSndwch: Or wait, what if Beau wants to design little boys clothing
eglchick: yes
tkogirl76: ahahahahahaha
RachaeLJ230: hahahaha elle
CcmbrSndwch: "Beau's Britches"
PinkStar8283: sire?
rockyhorrorrache: ahahahah
tkogirl76: ahahahahahaha
PinkStar8283: what does that mean?
CcmbrSndwch: Create, Pinkstar
eglchick: beau is adesignerforgapkids, and jack organizes star trek conventions
Alex Land TN: beau is going to be a star football player, damnit
tkogirl76: oh shit
RachaeLJ230: beau will be a fashion designer
PinkStar8283: oh thanks
rockyhorrorrache: nope
lipps212: beau will play chess
Alex Land TN: YOU ALL SHUT UP
rockyhorrorrache: he's going to be a cheerleader
CcmbrSndwch: Jack is going to have aviator glasses
lipps212: and go to the opera
eglchick: hahahaha
RachaeLJ230: a star football player aka closet homosexual.
eglchick: yes!
rockyhorrorrache: GO TEAM
tkogirl76: ahahahahahahaha
PinkStar8283: lol
CcmbrSndwch: Jack is never going to touch a boob, never, until he's 35
rockyhorrorrache: ahahahaha
CcmbrSndwch: then he'll freak out about it
tkogirl76: ahahahaha
RachaeLJ230: hahahahahaha
Alex Land TN: the hell he will
CcmbrSndwch: HAHAHA
eglchick: no
Alex Land TN: ill give him pep talks
lipps212: they are both going to get their milk money stolen everyday
eglchick: dad will hire him a prostitute at 20
Alex Land TN: you just wait, dudes
CcmbrSndwch: Alex is so worried now
RachaeLJ230: he'll pleasure himself nightly while watching dragon ball z
rockyhorrorrache: ahahahah
eglchick: when he realizes he'snever made out
Alex Land TN: i would, if he turns out to be a geeky fuck
tkogirl76: "i learned it from you dad"
CcmbrSndwch: Beau is going to be sogay!
Alex Land TN: NO
eglchick: hahahahaha
eglchick: we're SO GAY!
rockyhorrorrache: his name is beau for gods sake
CcmbrSndwch: SogayBeau!
Alex Land TN: IS NOT
PinkStar8283: yep
RachaeLJ230: are you going to kill your son if he ends up not being cool?
tkogirl76: ahaahahahahhaa
CcmbrSndwch: SogayBeau sounds like a sauce
eglchick: BeauLikesBoys2003
Alex Land TN: i knew a perfectly straight guy named beau
rockyhorrorrache: sogaybeau will be his screen name
lipps212: i love that
tkogirl76: ahahahahahaha
CcmbrSndwch: "I'd like some SogayBeau with my sushi."
lipps212: somebody go get it
Alex Land TN: i want to register that, actually
RachaeLJ230: RachaeLJ230: are you going to kill your son if he ends up not being cool?
Alex Land TN: so he cant get it
PinkStar8283: lol
eglchick: StarTrekJack2003
rockyhorrorrache: ahahaha
CcmbrSndwch: TrekkieJackie
eglchick: hahahahahahahaha
eglchick: CaptJack
Alex Land TN: rachael- my kid will be cool
Alex Land TN: so its not a question
RachaeLJ230: he'll be beau4ballz and go into the gay aol chatrooms.
eglchick: HAHAHAHAHAHA
eglchick: HAHAHAHAHA
CcmbrSndwch: He'll have a torrid intenret affair with someone with the screnname VulcanVixen
rockyhorrorrache: if he's anything like you he's doomed for not coolness
eglchick: beau4ballz
tkogirl76: bluballzbeau
eglchick: hahahahaha
lipps212: captnjacklucpicard
RachaeLJ230: hahahaha
rockyhorrorrache: ahahah
eglchick: ahahahHAHAHAHA
CcmbrSndwch: Boyz4Beau
eglchick: YES AMITY
Alex Land TN: i'm just going to raise him the same way my dad raised me
tkogirl76: AHAHAHAHAHA
eglchick: hahahahahahahahahaha
eglchick: hahahaha
RachaeLJ230: your kids are gonna SUCK.
rockyhorrorrache: snotty spoiled and lame?
CcmbrSndwch: BeauluvsdaBoyzone
eglchick: captjacklucpicard
eglchick: ilovethat
RachaeLJ230: so your son is gonna be gay and wear af?
CcmbrSndwch: Beau will wear berets
tkogirl76: pink polos
CcmbrSndwch: and little britches
Alex Land TN: okay, yall aren't really in the position to talk shit about the way my dad raises me
rockyhorrorrache: ahahah
tkogirl76: oh with an ascot please
lipps212: shoes without socks
PinkStar8283: pink
CcmbrSndwch: Dickies!
CcmbrSndwch: Not the pants!
tkogirl76: ahahahahaha
rockyhorrorrache: ahahahahahah
RachaeLJ230: hahaha...ascots!
CcmbrSndwch: But old lady dickies!
eglchick: no, we're just talking shit about you alex
PinkStar8283: I like dickies
CcmbrSndwch: AWESOME Pinkstar
CcmbrSndwch: AWESOME
RachaeLJ230: hahahaha elle
tkogirl76: PinkStar8283: I like dickies
lipps212: ha ha ha ha hahahahah
PinkStar8283: thanks for the praise
tkogirl76: thats hott
RachaeLJ230: hahahahahaha
Alex Land TN has left the room.