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him: for example...if i can see the sternum and xiphoid process and she still has d cup breasts that is super unsexy
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
him: well have you seen that?
me: yes i have
me: that's why i'm laughing so hard
him: the only thing that matches that is terrible collagen lips
me: oh my god my stomach hurts so much
him: if i wanted to suck on plastic i would get a freezie


:lol

I almost wet myself reading this.
~ Liz



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