Polo7977:         SOMEONE GO RECRUIT SOME NORTH EAST PEOPLE
The Marc NU:         <--in the fucking northeast, dude
Polo7977:         besides me and jos
Polo7977:         dude..you're a dude!~!!!!!!!!!
Polo7977:         A DUDE
The Marc NU:         oh yeah
The Marc NU:         well, we can still make out, ryan
Polo7977:         true marc..true
The Marc NU:         wait... no, we can't
Polo7977:         we could...
Polo7977:         oh no?
The Marc NU:         well, if you're into that sort of thing
The Marc NU:         i'm not getting much play as a straight man
Polo7977:         me either dude
Polo7977:         and melissa...do you know what i look like?
The Marc NU:         hopefully effeminate
The Marc NU:         if we're going to make out
Polo7977:         i mean, what would make the man on man action hot to you?
The Marc NU:         so i can at least make-believe

Polo7977:         ok...so mark...no tongue dude..
Polo7977:         ok?
The Marc NU:         whatever you say, dude
Polo7977:         i go with total
The Marc NU:         can i grab your breasts?
The Marc NU:         oh, wait
Polo7977:         well..
Polo7977:         no..not sure if that can happen

Polo7977:         ok...i am not making out with marc anymore..
The Marc NU:         i can't provide all the entertainment
Polo7977:         i need to stick to chicks
The Marc NU:         i'm so hurt, ryan
The Marc NU:         i turned gay just for you
The Marc NU:         now i'm lonely and confused
The Marc NU:         what man will want me now?
Polo7977:         awwww
Polo7977:         shit..
Polo7977:         now i feel bad..
Polo7977:         i am having second thoughts now