a little revival of some vintage CB for your Christmas enjoyment:



Scabs McGee: John.. Would you ever consider writing a song about poopsex? Maybe just a lil improv number?
johncmayer: No. You're trying to be funnier than people I know but it's not working.
Scabs McGee: You think it's a joke? Man.. You and your rockstar attitude!
johncmayer: I grew up in a house with a guy who made the jokes you're making now back in 1992.
johncmayer: You're late.
Scabs McGee: Nah.. I'm retro, baby.. Retro.