caseyt23: he also refused to pay his half of a morning after pill with her too
caseyt23: he was just a top notch cat
elkins: cheapass
elkins: aren't they like $30?
caseyt23: sounds about right
elkins: bridget, how much?
caseyt23: cheaper than child support
bridget: HAHA elkins
bridget: I don't have sex.
elkins: yeah, but you probably go buy the pill anyways to try to pick up guys who are into loose girls
elkins: 'hey whats up. yeah, i'm just here picking up my morning after pill because i hate condoms and love when guys blow their load in me. want to grab some lunch?"