I title this, "A DRUNKEN NIGHT IN CB WITH JIM"

JIM: you people need to all die
JIM: because of the poop
JIM: it is brown
JIM: and brown
JIM: and brown
JIM: and corn

JIM: I HATE PEEING
JIM: well, actually i love it
JIM: love peeing
JIM: it is so yellow and fun
JIM: IAM YELLOW FUN

JIM: I AM HOT AS SHIT
JIM: I AM ALSO DRUNK


JIM: ok, everone give me a moment to arrange windows
JIM: if you don't have a moment, give me a monet, as in claude

AND...

RICHARD: i heard jim's penis has big stumps on them
STEVEN: they aren't called "bridgets" are they?


HA-HA
<3 Bridget "To Bridget, just as she is!"...Under my nails, under my skin, the top of your head right under my chin (http://www.mp3.com/pault)