Apparently, John is Jesus.

LrdColeDS: Do you believe in the almighty power of JESUS?!
LrdColeDS: It's not that funny. JESUS is not a joke.
LrdColeDS: He was real, you know.
LrdColeDS: JESUS starts with a J....John Mayer starts with a J....coincidence?
LrdColeDS: John is JESUS come to redeem us! Buy his music and repent!
LrdColeDS: Are you repenting?!
nikki42233: of course
LrdColeDS: AMEN SISTER!
nikki42233: i'm going out- (to repent) peace
LrdColeDS: Now go repent some more, and see me when you have attained SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTMENT through the soothing and healing melodies of JESUS "JOHN" MAYER
LrdColeDS: Peace is the realm of the JOHN!
LrdColeDS: You can only reach it by buying his autobiography "I Wear the Same Clothes Every Day" by JESUS MAYER
LrdColeDS: Groupies are sinners.
LrdColeDS: Sinners must NOT repent.
LrdColeDS: They need to listen to CLEANSING music...like Avril Lavigne.
--Nicole
AIM: nikki42233
Email: ka4skillz@aol.com
"I know you're mine all mine all mine, I just wish you'd call back sometime"-8.16.02~JM
"No you motherfucker, I'm going out on the deck!"-8.16.02~JM