rockyhorrorrache: lets start our own pagents
RachaeLJ230: yay
ms0williams: see i was thinking my freakishly small breast would make me a shoe in for hot or not.
EGLchick: hahahahahaha
rockyhorrorrache: miss fat usa
EGLchick: WOOHOOOOO
Anyera67: Why can't there be a reality show with something like... "What Are You Eating?"
EGLchick: hahahaha
EGLchick: ok
EGLchick: we are all down for this show
CcmbrSndwch: Anya, or "Why aren't you eating?"
EGLchick: its a forum for those of us with bodily imperfections to shine
Anyera67: "Which Dessert is Better?"
rockyhorrorrache: no bathing suits though
EGLchick: whether we have too much or not enough
Anyera67: "Cake or Ice Cream?"
rockyhorrorrache: we wear miu mius or something
EGLchick: and house shoes
EGLchick: hahahaha
rockyhorrorrache: yes
CcmbrSndwch: "Why don't you just eat a small child?"
smilingcause: hahaha
RachaeLJ230: they could ask questions like: "At mickey d's, which super value meal is most like your personality?"
Anyera67: I'm going to wear scuba gear
ewt77: anything else is bad
EGLchick: hahahahahaha
rockyhorrorrache: miss imperfect usa
Anyera67: And run around on the show
ewt77: hahaha
rockyhorrorrache: that is my new pagent
Anyera67: Pretend I'm swimming
rockyhorrorrache: hahahaha
rockyhorrorrache: only breathe through a snorkel
Anyera67: "I'm hot you motherfuckers!!!"
RachaeLJ230: will they ask us what we hope for the world?
TKO Girl 76: i am laughing so hard
Anyera67: And like... tape a paper fish to the end of a snorkel
rockyhorrorrache: hahahahahahahahaha
RachaeLJ230: and istead of world peace we say we want a chik fil a in every damn state?
Anyera67: Have a friend dress up as a shark and chase me around
rockyhorrorrache: yes
CcmbrSndwch: Smack Lorenzo Lamas across the face with a flipper
Anyera67: I'll paranah his ass
Anyera67: I can't spell
Anyera67: Sorry
ms0williams has left the room.
RachaeLJ230: mmm..we have to make this a real pageant
EGLchick: hahhahhahahahah
Anyera67: We could win
RachaeLJ230: we would all win
Anyera67: Oh no
RachaeLJ230: and get a burger king crown
Anyera67: I have it
CcmbrSndwch: I want to be on a show called "How long can you go without eating anything of nutritional value?"
rockyhorrorrache: ahahahaha
Anyera67: "How Lazy Are You?"
rockyhorrorrache: its only fitting
EGLchick: hahahhahhahahahhahaha
rockyhorrorrache: OH
RachaeLJ230: hahahaha
EGLchick: OH I WIN THAT ONE ANYA
rockyhorrorrache: ahahahahahaha
EGLchick: hahahahaha
rockyhorrorrache: NO I WIN
Anyera67: I think we could all battle
rockyhorrorrache: ahahahaha
Anyera67: And the show would consist of a camera on CB
CcmbrSndwch: We could have an eat off.
Anyera67: And whoever is last to leave wins
smilingcause: hahahahaha
rockyhorrorrache: ahahahahahaha
RachaeLJ230: "what country does your stretchmark make on your back?"
Anyera67: Why is this not a fucking TV show??????
rockyhorrorrache: lets all get together in a big room with computers and lots of food
rockyhorrorrache: and BATTLE
Anyera67: "How Many Moles do YOU Have?"
RachaeLJ230: hahahahaha
CcmbrSndwch: OH MY GOD RACHAEL, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD.
rockyhorrorrache: extra gross lard!
RachaeLJ230: hahaha
EGLchick: hahahahahahaha
rockyhorrorrache: hahaha
CcmbrSndwch: Dude
smilingcause: haha do it
CcmbrSndwch: Dude. So fucking funny.
RachaeLJ230: what animals can you make just by shaping your stomach fat?
rockyhorrorrache: hahahahaha
TKO Girl 76: ahaha gross
rockyhorrorrache: african elephant!!!
CcmbrSndwch: "How fast can your team get from one coast to the other by following a map made from your team's combined stretch marks!"
RachaeLJ230: "can you play chopsticks by slapping your thighs together?"
CcmbrSndwch: The all new "Amazing Race!"
RachaeLJ230: hahahaha elle
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