to clarify any confusion about the base system:

FIRST BASE: Kissing
SECOND BASE: Up the shirt
THIRD BASE: Down the pants
HOME BASE: Well, you know...

as you were...
-Chandler
"I'm Ashton Kutcher and I LOVE Justin Timberlake! Why am I so KICK-ASS?!?!"

"I got mind control over Deebo. When he say shut up - I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again."