mary: random side note, i am the messiest eater in the world
rachel: haha
mary: i just looked at my shirt and i have crap everywhere
rachel: I eat cereal really badly
mary: haha
mary: everything i eat ends up on my shirt
rachel: snack later
mary: and when i pick up my plate there's a ring of mess around it always
rachel: haha
mary: haha
rachel: you will never get a husband that way, you know
mary: hahahahaha
mary: i won't?
rachel: no way
rachel: who is going to marry a messy eater?
mary: i dunno
mary: someone who is also messy?
rachel: no way
mary: dangit
mary: maybe i just wont eat around boys
rachel: messy + messy does not = heaven
mary: UNTIL the wedding
mary: yeah thats a good call rachel
rachel: wedding cake will be everywhere
mary: hahaha
rachel: but no one will know because you will be wearing a white dress
mary: yes but we will already be married
mary: and it will be TOO LATE
rachel: haha