TheJim:         Actually, a cat being raped while on fire sounds better than me singing.

TheCoolestAlbinoAround: here I am (twang) just rubbin my nubbin (twang twang)

The Marc NU:         if mary were an ice cream, she would be pralines and bitch


YoGimmeAnS:         these boobs are good for somethin besides attracting degenerates!
YoGimmeAnS:         they can hold a pencil horizontally!

Jess3x5:         lol he was all flirty w/this girl that i hate but was w/us
Jess3x5:         he was like YOU HAVE A NICE BACK!
Jess3x5:         and she goes 'THANKS! I HAVE SCOLIOSIS!"
Jess3x5:         & he was like um...haha...then its kinda ironic then huh?

YoGimmeAnS:         is there no room in this world for a 19 year old hag with a beer butt?

Alyssa:         they should write a book for you..i'll be little miss fun, you can be little miss goat fucker