i'm back! booooooo!!
sorry...this is kinda long...

maura: someone better grab my ass in stl

richard: i only sleep naked...so this should be interesting

harmless bunny: dude i'm never turning down a makeout, chikako.

rachel: I am drinking mad dog 20/20. I feel so red neck, however it is booze and I am happy

harmless bunny: yea HAVING TO USE THE BATHROOM WHEN YOU DRINK LEADS TO BAD THINGS
harmless bunny: i'm never peeing again
and again: haha it took me like 10 mins to even figure out how to get in the stall without like falling over

richard: tell me how does this sound for a female....
richard: "Michelle Young"
richard: i would make an exception and change my last name

marc: getting drunk girls in chat rooms to want to make out with you is like shooting fish in a barrel ;-)

scott: EGL, one day i am gonna get fat for you and sing "you are the wing beneth my wings"

richard: be kind dawgs...i've had a couple drinks...

richard: be nice about the gap
richard: i used to work there
mary: 1510 waco texas
richard: i know...david korseh hooked me up with the job

richard: you know...i was once told that i wasn't weird...but that i was unique.

marc: so does everyone still want to make out with me, or are they making out with rick now?

mary: if i win this one, you have to wear the "hello i'm richard young and i like to ride the ladies like a pony" nametag
mary: ok my bet is...i bet you can't go until last call w/o lying

marc: i'm incredibly dumb with alcohol in my system

richard: yeah, who is the king of word up now
kevin: your so white richard...
richard: i'm so white i make casper jealous

bryan: but shit, im a damn good kissah
bryan: i can make out like a god
mary: bryan, prove this shit
bryan: for a buck
bryan: i will
mary: i'm not paying for that
bryan: its that good
bryan: i promise

richard: bryan...i'd like you better if you were regular and not the JMTP GOD
bryan: i just have a website that gets used, richard has fucking fans

whoelse: grochmal...you're like gross dude...gross point blank.

richard: i get depressed at times too...................
richard: that i'm not as famous as bryan

richard: i used to rate chicks...
richard: a good looking one would hit a 10 on the RICKter scale...
mary: that's like gold chains and leisure suits kind of cheese

richard: i only sleep naked
richard: thats the only way to go
mary: richard you're wearing clothes in nyc
richard: i don't know how that will fare out
mary: i'm not sleeping in a room w/ a naked richard