hahaha...thanks jess! here are some more...

maura: ha why do you want me to spank you?

mary: okayyyyyyyyyyyyyy. f dellnet for fing with drukn pple

mary: quote meeeeeeeeeeee

mary: someone was doing air guitar tonight at the bar
mary: and i was yelling JUSTIN

mary: yea richard young is fuckin hot
mary: i wanna make out with his midwestern ass
mary: okay, i feel dirty even joking around about that

rachel: 13.60 to see bryan hargrave
mary: 6/10 - bryan hargrave, charlotte