on why Richard doesn't drink pop: (or soda, or coke, depending on your region)

Richard: actually, i can but i just don't. i haven't had a pop in 3 years. i just gave it up one day b/c i had enough moutain dew to shrink my penis to negative inches...oh wait, that would truly be hard. well anyway, i drank dew

on the subject of boobs always being brought up in CB:

Richard: what you should have said one "has one day gone by that you haven't thought about boobs richard"...and my response would be NO!

on girl-on-girl action:

Richard: no actually...although its a turn-on for most males...i don't find it as attractive as most people do (girls getting it on with other girls). its still cool though and i'd still watch.

He needs some sort of award for this. That's quality stuff right there. :)

~Tara