bridget: Like the guy in Club Baja with the blinking red light bud light pin on his shirt who asked me if I wanted to "go smoke a joint"
me: uh
me: if you go somewhere called "club baja"
me: then you're just asking for shadiness
bridget: dude, the place actually kicks ass
bridget: the DJ offered me $100 to show my boobs


riiiiiiight, bridget.

mary