Melissa: 3 out of 5 guys think of sex when i put on my lipstick damn it
me: i'm sure guys think of sex when girls do something as simple as twitch
me: marc thinks of sex anytime a girl speaks
me: what is your smart ass remark to that?
Marc: well i'm always thinking about it, of course
Marc: except for when i'm interacting with a woman with whom i don't want to have sex...
me: do you play with your belt when you think about it?
Marc: play with my belt? no, i just whip off my pants
Marc: fucker

Good egg? I think not.
Love, Bridget (AIM-stumpy027)