Okay, I've been gone for a while, so I have to go back to the John Thomas thing... Eryn and I bought John a little present because we almost peed our pants when we saw it. It's a bottle of, um, lotion called "Alone & In Love Palm Balm" and on the back, the directions say to "lather it all over your John Thomas when you feel that special tingle" So she and I had a laugh when we were reading the posts about that.

Secondly, Todd, I was gonna say hi to you at the Backyard but you were with Attila and I told you how I feel about that. Eryn and I were sitting on the ground in front of y'all, not wearing tube tops.

Thirdly, you should've come by the buses in Waco. It would've been more productive for you, since the bands actually came out and were social. Eryn and I were the last people to leave the venue. We promised Chopek and Brian from Guster that we would not post details, though, so don't bother asking what we were doing.

Fourth and finally, were you in CB the night John said he was retiring after this tour to be a jizzmopper and if so, did you laugh when he said he wanted to make a new record? I looked and Eryn and said, "But wait, I thought he was all about being a jizzmopper..." We were entertained.