I'm adding to the Marc's high on drugs night:

Marc: my member is old, if by old you mean wise
Marc: my member is black, if by black you mean large
Marc: my member has a first name
Marc: it's j-o-h-eeeeeennnn
Marc: my member has a second name...
Marc: it's well you know the rest

also
Marc: I want to party on your pussy

and
Erika's and my phone conversations:
Erika: hahaha
me: hahaha
Erika: hahaha
me: call marc
Erika: hahaha
me: I called marc like 800 times
Erika: hahaha
me: *click*

and
me: Tara just farted in my ear!
Love, Bridget (AIM-stumpy027)