late night tales of
barbershoppery...
a conversation that
occured well after
five est...

cyclopticcupcake: why not have one of your friends cut your hair
nero7997: actually, I go about once a month
nero7997: 'cause they'll screw it up :-)
nero7997: a friend of mine offered...
cyclopticcupcake: you have no faith
nero7997: then she told me a horror story about her screwing up a friends head...so that was the end of that
cyclopticcupcake: actually, most of the haircuts my friends have gotten from friends have turned out quite well
cyclopticcupcake: there was only one incident
nero7997: and my mom one time put a bald spot in the side of my head once
cyclopticcupcake: and by the end of the night my friend was wearing a paper bag on her head...
nero7997: my mom - "oops" me - "oops? I don't want to hear 'oops!'"
cyclopticcupcake: my mother tried to cut my hair once...i cried
cyclopticcupcake: since my hair curls my mom would cut a strand and then it would start to curl
cyclopticcupcake: so my mother would cut to wear it had curled
cyclopticcupcake: and by the end of the haircut my hair was angled
cyclopticcupcake: i had an inclined plane look going on
nero7997: haha, awww
cyclopticcupcake: she never touched my head again
cyclopticcupcake: were you almost a friday the thirteenth baby
nero7997: hahaha
nero7997: yeah, my mom has never touched my head since the bald spot incident
nero7997: my brother actually used eyliner (that pencil looking thing) to color it in, so you couldn't notice it when we went to church
cyclopticcupcake: yeah, i think i'd rather never have a haircut again then let my mother near my head with a pair of scissors
cyclopticcupcake: haha, that's classic

now, what have
we learned from
this conversation:
a-no need for glc when
your mother has eyeliner
b-late night paper avoidance
results in a twenty minute
conversation about hair
c-if steven ever goes
bald he will purchase
mass quantities of
kohl pencil eye liner
hi, my name is jessie. you may know me from such screennames as llamalover, myopicmonkey, and cyclopticcupcake. i like harassment. if you feel the need you can contact me via aim at the screenname: cyclopticcupcake

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