ok, this is long, but take the time to read it. It's worth it. I don't know if this was a joke, but if it was, you just made my night. And, it's not edited, because I didn't feel like it. Anyways:

JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: hi is this the john mayer chat room?
TaRziE: no, this is the alice cooper chat
nikki42233: no..the john mayer chat is under the "john mayer chat"
TaRziE: who's john mayer?
nikki42233: weird
nikki42233: what does your sn say?
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: johnswonderland17
TaRziE: this is the tanner walle chat, actually
Anyera67: Hahaha! I love you Tanner!
TaRziE: i'm guessing you're 17.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: who is tanner walle
FollowdByMadness: tara...you are 12
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: yes
FollowdByMadness: I am
Anyera67: Oh my god, you don't know who Tanner Walle is?!
TaRziE: tanner walle is like..only the coolest..they play him on the radio and stuff, didn't you know?
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: do you like his wonderland song
TaRziE: he sings that one song
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: its my favorite
Anyera67: He's all over TRL
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: no such thing is good too
nikki42233: wonderland huh?
Anyera67: He has a massive tool
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i vote for him everyday
nikki42233: me too
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: really!!!
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: he's not been on lately :-(
Anyera67: Tara, the answer to your previous question is no
twalle34: hahahaha
twalle34: wow
twalle34: look waht i've been missing
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: but carson is and he's hot
Anyera67: Should I show them, Tanner?
nikki42233: carson is?
twalle34: show them what?
nikki42233: hahahahahaha
twalle34: the picture?
twalle34: lol
Anyera67: The super cool pic
Anyera67: Hahaha
Anyera67: Or is that a no no
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i want to see your pic
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: is it of john?
TaRziE: i have numreous pics of john
Anyera67: Who is John?
twalle34: john who?
TaRziE: one of him where he is taking a dump
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: u know ohn mayer
twalle34: you mean Tanner Walle
ibcnu299: tara ive had the worst day ever today. i dont understand how ppl think it is ok to be mean.
TaRziE: john Juan
twalle34: This is a Tanner Walle chat room
twalle34: duh
TaRziE: a2, someone was mean to you? or i'm being mean
nomadnomad7 has entered the room.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: well i was told it was john mayer
ibcnu299: no someone else was its this huge long story
Anyera67: I'm sorry someone was mean to you. :-(
FollowdByMadness: who told you it was john mayer?
nikki42233: <---John Mayer
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i'm sorry someone was mean to you too!!!
ibcnu299: it was beyond mean
Anyera67: What happened?
nikki42233: so are you john's wonderland?
ibcnu299: ok heres the story.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: yes :-)
ibcnu299: so today i got back from my weekly conseling on Motivation and school work bc im in funk
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: hdoes anyone have his cd?
nikki42233: hmmm
nikki42233: WHATS GOING ON?!@??!?
ibcnu299: and i ask this girl for the names of the assignments (which i have already) but asked if he added anything bc im staying in for the next 4 days and studying
twalle34: who's CD?
ibcnu299: and she s like whats wrong? and i tell her about my lack of motivation and i have no focus or concerntration at all since school started up..
TaRziE: does anyone have whose cd? tanners?
nikki42233: john's wonderland is someone we know...has to be
twalle34: i have tanner's CD
TaRziE: i have like, 10 autographed copies of tanner's greatest hits collection
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: no i don't even know who tanner is
twalle34: www.tannerwalle.com
twalle34: he has that 'crazy messed up thing' song
twalle34: they dont stop playing it on the radio here.
ibcnu299: and shes tells me" i dont think you deserev the notes bc i think you are lying" and this girl is uppose to be my friend and so i walk out of her room really upset.
JCheekAL has entered the room.
Anyera67: WHAT?
Anyera67: That's completely out of line!
nikki42233: a2-kick some ass
ibcnu299: so i go back to my room adn slam my door like no other...and she comes to my door saying how...
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: that's not very nice
ibcnu299: I shouldnt be here at school and how im not happy and... and the worst thing....
Anyera67: I would have thrown my shoe at her
Anyera67: Knocked her out Austin Powers style
JCheekAL has left the room.
twalle34: i would have made her listen to John Mayer
twalle34: whoever the hell that is.
nikki42233: hahahahaha
ibcnu299: shes told me that "maybe i should goto a mental hospital" bc she thinks im wacked.
nikki42233: WHAT?
ibcnu299: im such a happy person and i just dont get it.
Anyera67: Whoa...
Anyera67: Where do you live?
JCheekAL has left the room.
ibcnu299: bc yes at one time i was sad and whatnot but yeah im better now.
ibcnu299: IL
Anyera67: Damn
TaRziE: a2, let me at that bitch
TaRziE: what's her number? i'll chew her out
nikki42233: awwww...poor a2
Anyera67: I was like, I'll get crazy with her in person
nikki42233: hahaha anya
Anyera67: Dude, seriously
Anyera67: That's out of line
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: do you guys like all know eachother
nikki42233: we are all best friends....we used to live together
Anyera67: You don't tell anyone they need to seek mental therapy
twalle34: sort of.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: wow all of you??
Anyera67: Seek or seak?
twalle34: tarzie and i sleep together
twalle34: but that's about it.
Anyera67: Hahaha
nikki42233: haha'
TaRziE: wow we do??
TaRziE: shit..thanks for letting me know now..
Anyera67: Damn you two!
TaRziE: i just thought i was boinking some dude with a guitar
twalle34: hahahaha
twalle34: wait
twalle34: i'm holding the guitar while we're humpin?
nikki42233: haha
twalle34: i dont remember that.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: how many of oyu live together now
twalle34: Tanner lets a lot of us come chill at his house
twalle34: so most of the time we are all over their.
twalle34: there*
Anyera67: And we all have crazy sex with each other
Anyera67: One big orgy
TaRziE: tanner, that would take some coordination
twalle34: yeah.
nikki42233: yeah...
nikki42233: it's intense
twalle34: yeah...
twalle34: wild, crazy orgy
twalle34: wait
twalle34: wait a second!!!!!!!!!
TaRziE: twalle is actually related to john mayer
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: well i'm saving myself for john
twalle34: good lord.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: really? how?
twalle34: WHO IS THIS JOHN CHARACTER!?
twalle34: no really though
twalle34: press 1 if you're a female
nikki42233: yeah
twalle34: 2 if you're a male
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: 1
TaRziE: his sister in law's cousin is John
twalle34: 2
nikki42233: 1
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: a/s/l
twalle34: so far, so good
nikki42233: haha
Anyera67: Tanner I think you're pimping this room
nikki42233: yeah, who is this?
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: so do you ever get to hang out with him?
nikki42233: johns1der- what's your name?
twalle34: so we've got three girls and me
FollowdByMadness: Tara, 21, tanner's bedroom
Anyera67: Hahah
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: Kimmie
nikki42233: we have all hung out with him
nikki42233: Kimmie?
TaRziE: steven, enough.
FollowdByMadness: :-)
ibcnu299 has left the room.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: no way really???
twalle34: johns1der, do you listen to Tanner?
nikki42233: it's KIMMIE
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: how do you get to hang out with him
nikki42233: and she's saving herself for john
twalle34: steven, you rock
TaRziE: kimmie, we were listening to john this time last year
twalle34: hahaha
TaRziE: before he was big
nikki42233: we are all having his babies
FollowdByMadness: I do?
TaRziE: so we all used to hang out with him. it wasn't a big deal
TaRziE: john dated one of my friends in high school
nikki42233: OH MY GOD
TaRziE: back in connecticut
nikki42233: HAHAHAHA
FollowdByMadness: remember those wafflehouse runs at 2 am after shows?
twalle34: yeah, a good friend of mine is really close to john
FollowdByMadness: those rocked
TaRziE: steven, those were fuckin awesome
twalle34: i talked to him a couple weeks back myself.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: ok, don't lie
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i'm not dumb
nikki42233: same here
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: he's from atlanta
nikki42233: we're not lying
nikki42233: he's from conn
TaRziE: ROFL
twalle34: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
twalle34: ROFL
twalle34: he's from CT, johns1der
nikki42233: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TaRziE: kimmie dear...john grew up in connecticut
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: ask anyone he's form georgia
twalle34: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: you know he sings that song about it end everything
nikki42233: who is this?!?!?
twalle34: Kimmie, sweetie, darling, love
twalle34: hahaha
TaRziE: this has got to be a joke
twalle34: i know
twalle34: wait, lets see
TaRziE: there's just no way....
nikki42233: Kimmie, the lyrics say why georgia why- cuz he moved there
FollowdByMadness: props, though...
nikki42233: why georgia?
twalle34: find some high school pics from fairfield
twalle34: someone
twalle34: farefield
twalle34: whatever
nikki42233: who is this??!?! i am dying
twalle34: kimmie, you're so ignorant. and i'm so sorry.
FollowdByMadness: I dunno, I know I couldn't keep up a charade this long
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i don't get it
nikki42233: neither do we...
twalle34: no, i do
twalle34: john is neato.
twalle34: that's all there is to it.
twalle34: NO wait
nikki42233: kimmie is killin me
twalle34: I agree with Kimmie on this one, guys.
twalle34: John is from atlanta.
twalle34: born and raised.
nikki42233: ummm...
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: so if you are friends with him do you ever get to go backstage at his concerts
twalle34: kimmie, i got your back ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: thanks twalle
TaRziE: steven, remember that time john ate those 10 pancakes and then started writing a song about it, and then he had to stop cause he thought he was going to puke?
twalle34: HAHAHAHA
nikki42233: so tell us more kimmie
twalle34: er, i mean, you're welcome.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i really want passes to do that
TaRziE: kimmie, sometimes, for a while...he's really busy though now
Anyera67: Aw, Levi's dissing Smashmouth
nikki42233: passes to do what?
nikki42233: i know
nikki42233: i saw that
nikki42233: on my post!
Anyera67: I was like hey now
Anyera67: I gotta represent those guys
twalle34: okay, in all seriousness everyone---
twalle34: stop
twalle34: let's prove to kimmie
nikki42233: kimmie, have you been to a concert?
nikki42233: how old are you?
twalle34: who's met and/or hung out/knows john
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: not yet
Anyera67: Theya re from my home town and I remember when they were just starting to get big... And Carson was our local DJ
twalle34: I'll start
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: 17
nikki42233: san jose anya?
twalle34: I've met John a few times.
Anyera67: Hell yes
Anyera67: Dirty South Side San Jose
nikki42233: i've met john....
TaRziE has left the room.
twalle34: haha i love this. i'm talking to myself.
Anyera67: They used to practice behind my high school
nikki42233: bye tara
twalle34: okay, kimmie.
nikki42233: tanner, i'm listening, err reading
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: wow really? is he cool/sweet i person
twalle34: i was actually playing around.
Anyera67: And their drummer would carry his drums in a shopping cart
twalle34: john's an asshole
nikki42233: haha
twalle34: right everyone?
nomadnomad7: right
nikki42233: hahahahaha
twalle34: john is a jerk.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: really!!! why
twalle34: he spit in my face a couple weeks back
nikki42233: hahahahahaha
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: no way! why would he do something like that???
nikki42233: yeah i hate that
twalle34: i'm like "johnny, man. rememeber me?" and he said "fuck off" and spit in my face.
nomadnomad7: i asked him to sign my guitar and he smashed it on the curb
twalle34: dude, i heard about that.
nikki42233: hey kimmie, there's a girl who knows john really welll....IM her sometime
twalle34: i'm still feelin sorry for ya on that one.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: thats kina funny, but really mean
nikki42233: it's EGLchick
twalle34: hey, kimmie
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: ok is she on now
nikki42233: she's asleep
Anyera67: OH god... Nicole
Anyera67: Hahaha
TaRziE has entered the room.
TaRziE: argh
twalle34: john called me from my friend's cell phone last december
nikki42233: but she'll talk to you about john
Anyera67: Welcome back again tara. :P
nikki42233: remember EGLchick
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: why would john be so mean, do you think he'll be nice to me b/c i am a gurl
twalle34: because my friend bet me he wouldn't, and yet he did
FollowdByMadness: john called tara during wonderland at one of his shows recently
twalle34: well, i'm a boi
twalle34: you're a gurl
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i put eglchick on my buddy list
Anyera67: Please learn how to spell, people
twalle34: boi/gurl, it doesn't matter 2 me
Anyera67: That's irritating
nikki42233: good
nikki42233: ok avril
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: yea do u like avril
nikki42233: ok this is a joke
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i love the way she spells sk8ter boi
nikki42233: stop now kimmie
nikki42233: this is a joke
twalle34: kimmie
nikki42233: this is too funny
twalle34: where do you live
nikki42233: kimmie, do you like JLH?
nikki42233: cuz she's a great songwriter
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: jlh?
nikki42233: jennifer love hewitt
FollowdByMadness: i totally respect j. love
nomadnomad7: she is sooooooo good
nikki42233: barenaked
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: oh, yea!!
FollowdByMadness: i mean, after that rolling stone article...I felt like I connected to her totally
nikki42233: did you know she was dating john?
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i heard her and john had something but i dunno if thats right
nikki42233: how do you feel about her?
nikki42233: yeah steven..totally
FollowdByMadness: about a C or D?
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: she seems slutty
twalle34: yeah she is
nikki42233: haha
twalle34: i asked her to go down on me
Anyera67: That song speaks to me
twalle34: man she was so quick to that.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: and her boobs are not in proportion to her body
twalle34: okay, sorry.
twalle34: that was a bit much.
Anyera67: Tanner
Anyera67: Wow
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: she looks like she needs to eat something
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: but so does john
nikki42233: hahahaha
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: he is still hot tho
twalle34: ooooooooooo
Anyera67: Even I was sort of offened by that
nomadnomad7: like so hot
FollowdByMadness: j. love can go months without eating
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: haha j love haha
smilingcause: OMG
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: :-P
nikki42233: chik did you read this?
FollowdByMadness: when she can't find food, she lives off of the nutrients stored in her breats
FollowdByMadness: *breasts
twalle34: kimmie
twalle34: have you figured us out yet?
nikki42233: so kimmie, have you been to a JM concert?
smilingcause: i haven't been reading everything
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: no
nikki42233: dying here
twalle34: we are secretly making fun of you
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: have you
twalle34: teee heeeee
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: who me??
nikki42233: nope---who's john mayer?
smilingcause: i am
twalle34: yeah, I personally dig Tanner Walle
nomadnomad7: haha
nikki42233: weird! me too!
smilingcause: <-john
Anyera67: Wait
nomadnomad7: this is true
FollowdByMadness: awww...you dig me, twalle?
Anyera67: So, you're comparing JLH to a camel, Steven?
twalle34: yeah, man.
twalle34: I really do.
twalle34: I love your stuff.
nikki42233: where did that come from?
nikki42233: camels, jlh?
FollowdByMadness: well, those humps have to be used for SOMETHING
twalle34: hey, kimmie.
nikki42233: hahahahahahahaha
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: what did i do
Anyera67: HAHAHA
twalle34: John's from CT. end of story. anyways.
Anyera67: That's awesome, Steven!
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: are you sure???
nikki42233: kimmie...how did you hear of john?
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i heard no such thing on the radio
TaRziE: Kimmie, we are friends with him, he grew up there. god!
twalle34: weeeeeee
nomadnomad7: wow
nikki42233: thank you tara
twalle34: kimmie
twalle34: PLEASE stop talking.
twalle34: a lot of people here know john quite well
nikki42233: tanner, i love how you keep saying kimmie
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: ew that was not very nice
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i can talk if i want to
nikki42233: it's a free country!
twalle34: no you can't
Anyera67: Oh shit
twalle34: i'm telling on you if you do
nikki42233: god, that was so incredibly stupid
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: whatev, thats so lame
TaRziE: kimmie, how old are you again?
nikki42233: what is?
nikki42233: shes 17
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: why should that even matter
twalle34: it doesn't
twalle34: it's just, you see
twalle34: this chatroom IS a john mayer chatroom
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: yea i kno
twalle34: and many of these people DID go to school with john, know him, etc.
twalle34: and he IS from CT
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: ok, so i dind't kno one thing
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: jumo down my throat
twalle34: but now you do, so now you are the ultimate fan.
twalle34: as long as you know these things. that's the first step. anyways.
TaRziE: yeah, there's lots of cool stuff you should know about john
FollowdByMadness: you kept insisting that he was from Georgia...after numerous times being told that he was from CT
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: like what
TaRziE: like, he masturbates a lot
nikki42233: yeah
TaRziE: and i mean, a lot
TaRziE: he is the horniest guy i've ever met
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: well, i read thats where he was from
nikki42233: from...not born
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: good b/c i am horny too
nikki42233: whoa
nomadnomad7: omg
nikki42233: hahahahahahaha
twalle34: well, i thnk we're all a little horny
twalle34: i mean, hell
Anyera67: Hahaha
TaRziE: he also once started peeing his pants onstage
twalle34: tarzie and i sleep together only for the sex.
FollowdByMadness: i know tara's horny
TaRziE: i shit you not
nikki42233: no tara...not that
TaRziE: twalle, why else would i sleep with you? :p
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: he peed his pants??
twalle34: exactly
TaRziE: kimmie, yes..he drank a lot of water onstage and coudn't just get up in the middle of his set
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: is there a picture of that anywhere i would luv that
twalle34: tarzie, why haven't we cybered yet tonight?
Anyera67: I think Tara and Tanner need their own seperate room. :P
smilingcause has left the room.
TaRziE: ok tanner..let's go to "sex chat"
twalle34: ii'm there
twalle34: actually, i'm in the swimfan chat right now
twalle34: i loved that movie. it was so....... neat.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: that movie looks freakie
Anyera67: Wow, Tanner
FollowdByMadness: there's a swimfan chat?
Anyera67: Hahaha
Anyera67: Yeah, there is
twalle34: no! johns1der!! it's SO good
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: so who went to high school with john
nikki42233: why
FollowdByMadness: his classmates
twalle34: my older brother used to babysit him.
Anyera67: Alright, this is boring. Good night
Anyera67 has left the room.
nikki42233: kimmie, tomorrow just IM EGLchick, and she'll explain everything
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: okay
twalle34: john taught me the phrase "holy cow"
TaRziE: i met john at berklee
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: what is so great about this eglchick girl
twalle34: my brother was watching him at my house, and he tried to teach me how to say it, and i got it!
TaRziE: eglchick dated john.
TaRziE: for like, 2 weeks
FollowdByMadness: do you think hindus are allowed to say "Holy Cow?"
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: really??
FollowdByMadness: 'cause I mean...Christians aren't supposed tot ake the Lord's name in vain
twalle34: i doubt it.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: hhaha silly
FollowdByMadness: i always wondered that
TaRziE: holy cow isn't in vain
TaRziE: we can say Holy Lord
twalle34: exactly
twalle34: took the words outa my mouth
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: did they hook-up when they were dating?
twalle34: but thats because we sleep together.
TaRziE: haha
twalle34: HAHAHAHAHAHA
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i always wanted to know if john had a big wang
TaRziE: kimmie, hook up? whoa, you mean like sex?
twalle34: as in "humped"?
nikki42233: whoa
nikki42233: john's a virgin
twalle34: john tried showing me once.
TaRziE: kimmie, she doesn't talk about that stuff with us
twalle34: and i said "whoa john, i dont swing that way bro."
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: do u think she will if i ask her
TaRziE: i doubt it
nikki42233: maybe
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i don't want to offend her if its a bad subject
TaRziE: but you can try
nikki42233: haha
twalle34: hahaha. this is so hilarious.
nikki42233: i know
nikki42233: i'm dying
Venomgrrrl has left the room.
TaRziE: hey kimmie, do you like Villanova Junction?
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: look, i'm sorry i don't know so much!! i thuoght it'd be fun to talk to some fans, and see if john wuz in here
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i don't know of them
FollowdByMadness: you don't have to plug my old band, tara
TaRziE: john was in here tonight
nikki42233: we arent fans
TaRziE: hahah steven
twalle34: hahaha
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: REALLY
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: what tie
twalle34: yeah, i know nikki
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: time
twalle34: we aren't fans at all.
twalle34: john is in here a lot.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: oh sorry, "friends" or W
TaRziE: like 11:30..he was making fun of all the teeniebopper fans..don't you hate those kimmie?
nikki42233: he's here right now!
twalle34: i get excited when he gets in herre.
twalle34: because it gets hot.
TaRziE: he takes off all his clothes
twalle34: in herre.
nikki42233: hahahahahai was just gonna say that
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: yea all these freshman gurls at my highschool luv him adn they've only heard like a song!
FollowdByMadness: yeah, I'm still declothed from earlier
nikki42233: wait...you've heard 2 songs kimmie
twalle34: translation - you
twalle34: hahahahahaha
nikki42233: nst, ybiaw
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: no i know a couple of his songs
nikki42233: 2
nikki42233: 2=couple
FollowdByMadness: couple = two
twalle34: hahaha nikki
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: my friends download them
FollowdByMadness: darn...too slow
twalle34: i swear you and i are on the same brain
twalle34: i was just about to type that.
TaRziE: kimmie, have you ever heard "In Your Atmosphere?" It's the new one by Incubus
twalle34: hahhahaha
nomadnomad7: haha
nikki42233: hahahaha
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: no, i don't listen to incubus
twalle34: Incubus is so much better than john.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: ew no
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: incubus is so gross
FollowdByMadness: brandon boyd's body is my wonderland
nikki42233: so what songs do you know kimmie?
TaRziE: Kimmie, you should check out this guy I'm dating...he's just getting kinda famous..his name is Howie Day
twalle34: john's biggest influence is incubus
nikki42233: yeah tara, your bf is great
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: so is john hot in person? cuz u kno some peeps look good in pics but not in real life.
twalle34: yeah, he's pretty cool.
TaRziE: you'd be really cool by listening to his music, cause I bet no one in your high school has heard of him
twalle34: john's an ugly bastard
TaRziE: Kimmie, hahaha i never thought John was hot...i wouldn't date him
nikki42233: a beast
TaRziE: but Howie..shit..my man is GORGEOUS
TaRziE: all caps, yo.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: wow, u wouldn't date john!!!
twalle34: WORD
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i think i'd pee my pants if i even saw him
TaRziE: Kimmie, I'm friends with him. no way.
twalle34: i wouldn't date john, but i WOULD date j. love
nikki42233: no, he would pee his pants
FollowdByMadness: he'd pee your pants too
twalle34: and get my cleaning with her
twalle34: from, of course, the cleaners.
TaRziE: hahaha
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: him and j love broke up right
twalle34: no, they got married
TaRziE: yes, that's old news
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: she just seems skanky
nikki42233: he's together with g love
twalle34: tarzie, damnit
twalle34: hahaha
TaRziE: no twalle, he's with Michelle Branch now
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: and special sauce
TaRziE: remember?
FollowdByMadness: he was too skinny...didn't have the strength to lift her boobs
twalle34: michelle branch and special sauce.
FollowdByMadness: wore him out during make out sessions...so so i ehear
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: no way, cuz he vated VC and her and michelle branch are friends
twalle34: john got his special sauce all over michelle's branch
nomadnomad7: haha
nomadnomad7: yes good friends
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: hehehe
nikki42233: we're all friend with them
TaRziE: Kimmie, how do you know about him and Vannessa?
twalle34: i know michelle branch
TaRziE: i smell a rat
twalle34: true story, seriosuly
twalle34: (for once)
FollowdByMadness: i went out with vanessa a couple times
FollowdByMadness: this was a few years ago, though
twalle34: we traded CDs and she wouldn't give me her autograph without me giving her mine.
twalle34: she was actually really cool.
FollowdByMadness: she was still a ballerina
TaRziE: we need Alix in here to tell how she hangs out with Mandy Moore
FollowdByMadness: i have this thing with hot girls that dance
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i saw walk to remember tonite it was soooo good
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: i'm hot and dance hehe
twalle34: except for the good part.
twalle34: but yeah, i agree.
nikki42233: kimmie....
twalle34: it's raining herre
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: so you are all from CT?
nikki42233: ::i dont even know what to say::
TaRziE: yup
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: nikke?
nikki42233: nicole
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: oh sorry
nikki42233: umm...so tell us more about john and what you know
nikki42233: when did you hear NST?
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: 2 months ago
TaRziE: kimmie, shouldn't you be in bed?
TaRziE: you have school tomorrow
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: no i don't
nikki42233: why not
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: senior skip day :-)
nikki42233: in the 3rd week of school?
twalle34: hahaha
nomadnomad7: isnt it a little early in the year
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: but i'm going to sleep soon anyways, i'm tired
twalle34: i was thinking the same thing.
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: not at my school
twalle34: i know why you're tired i bet
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: we do it a lot
nikki42233: where do you live kimmie?
twalle34: because of all this talk about john mayer!! tee hee
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: lake mary
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: its in FL by orlando
JoHnS1DeRlAnD17: hehe no its cuz i should get something done tomorrow and not sleep all day