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You're not hallucinating: I AM dressed as your lunatic bride.


OMIGOD! It's so true!!! :eek

I don't like reading about her behavior at Golden Globe Oscar parties. Whatta nightmare spun wildly out of control.

Courtesy of Perez:

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As we first reported yesterday, a desperate Cameron Diaz kept making unwanted advances towards Justin Timberlake at Monday night's Golden Globes.

Polite throughout most of the night, JT finally had enough of Diaz and stormed off in a huff from the In Style / Warner Brothers party.

Timberlake and his mom then headed to Prince's after party, where Diaz followed and - as Page Six is reporting - the Charlie's Angels star grew into a jealous rage after Justin chatted up hottie Jessica Biel.

Cameron screamed at Biel and dragged Timberlake to a private area to fight for 40 minutes.


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Yes, I lost my other strap climbing up that vine outside your window this morning.


:lol

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I wanted to see what you were wearing. I like it. You could have worn that to our wedding. I know I always said I didn't want to get married. Maybe I was just saying that so I seemed like that totally cool girl who didn't care about getting married, because not caring about getting married went better with my reputation as That Girl Who Farts In Front of You and Watches Sports and Dances in Boys Underwear, but maybe I was lying, Justin.


I always thought her saying that was forced, rote, & false, too.