This typewriter costed me $35 at an antique store in Palm Springs. I knew when I first saw it that it had a lot of unwritten stories in it, but I didn't know it had *these* stories in it. One story I typed was about a cop and his partner who made a gruesome discovery in an alley...about themselves. Another story this dastardly machine spit out was about a baseball player in the 1970s who used right field as a helipad for pure evil. I am selling this typewriter for $45 FIRM.