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"So I had a dream last night where all I did was drink chocolate milk. And then I woke up this morning and I really f*ckin' wanted some chocolate milk. So we get here today and NO SH*T there's like 3 gallons of milk on the lunch table next to this jumbo sized Hershey's chocolate jug. So I drank like a gallon. That's why I'm so f*cking happy tonight. CHOCOLATE MILK ROCKS!" ...John later came our for the encore with a cup of milk, a Hershey's bottle, and a spoon mixing himself some chocolate milk."
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"I'm afraid to use the handicap stalls because I know in mid sh*t I'll see a wheel rolling by the door."
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"I approach my songs the way a director would a movie. You don't have to do a lot, but whatever you do, it better be damn good."
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