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Mals	Re: .	#821	[-]
Posts: 1125 (01/09/2007 12:32 PM) Ain't nobody gonna break my stride... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	i took it from wikipedia actually. ha. but, um, the source says it comes from a rolling stones interview that was podcast in december '05, on the "chin-up sad" tone of the upcoming continuum. that's such an interesting thing to say: "chin-up sad". and it certainly garnered an interesting and dead-on response. Mallory "The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when Sad tries to bite its lip and not cry and smile and go, 'No, I'm happy for you?' That's when it's really sad." -JM
herecomesthcold	learning japanese	#822	[-]
Posts: 467 (01/09/2007 12:39 PM) Ain't nobody gonna break my stride... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Some old ones, but they're so fun: John Mayer: Learning Japanese John Mayer met his first real girlfriend in high school. Shortly thereafter, he began to study Japanese... "Her mother said she should learn Japanese because it would look good on her college applications," he later recalled. "There was a magnet program in another town, and we'd get bused together. I was like, 'I love Japanese! Mom, I wanna study Japanese.' When really it's just so you can finger your girlfriend on the bus every morning!" ["People always thought that was a make-out song," Mayer once remarked of 'Wonderland,' "but it's really about loving every part of someone like they're a jungle gym. It's not just tits and ass and pussy. Sex is so utilitarian. Foreplay is like a sixty-four-count box of crayons and a couple different types of paper. Sex is like banging a Coke can with a mallet."] [Sources: Rolling Stone, Nov. 27, 2003, p. 54]
Mals	Re: learning japanese	#823	[-]
Posts: 1125 (01/09/2007 12:43 PM) Ain't nobody gonna break my stride... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	now i know john hates wonderland, but i love that quote. and i like that song too... but not because i'm trying to have sex with john mayer. haha. i like cheesy things b/c they're sweet to hear. so sue me. Mallory "The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when Sad tries to bite its lip and not cry and smile and go, 'No, I'm happy for you?' That's when it's really sad." -JM
Butterfly2034	Re: learning japanese	#824	[-]
Posts: 228 (01/09/2007 1:41 PM) I'm never over...over you. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	*Quote:* People always thought that was a make-out song," Mayer once remarked of 'Wonderland,' "but it's really about loving every part of someone like they're a jungle gym. It's not just tits and ass and pussy. Sex is so utilitarian. Foreplay is like a sixty-four-count box of crayons and a couple different types of paper. Sex is like banging a Coke can with a mallet."] I think the reason that I haven't had sex yet has to do with that statement alone. Banging a Coke can with a mallet. . . yeah, I seeing the perks of being a virgin. They call me V... which is short for. ..If I could tear my heart
soundlaboratorium	Re: learning japanese	#825	[-]
Posts: 531 (01/09/2007 10:21 PM) Ain't nobody gonna break my stride... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Mallory, that can be found at this rolling stones podcast if you want to download it: www.rollingstone.com/spec...john_mayer It was about Stop This Train. It's really good, there's some really good information.
notbroken	Re: learning japanese	#826	[-]
Posts: 27 (01/17/2007 1:33 AM) I'm never speaking up again... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Don't know if this has been posted, but I found it quite funny. This was on some overseas talk show. The interviewer says, "Unfortunately, Ricky Muscat from idol. We had him backstage with a doctor. He was that sick, he had to leave before the end of the show." John wittily says, "I smacked him in the face with a rubber band and he couldn't take it."
ReddEyee	Re: learning japanese	#827	[-]
Posts: 7106 (01/17/2007 2:17 AM) Your mouth was, so dirty... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	i liked the one where john called his fans lemmings. "but seriously, my tongue is available. - Laurel" = Brett
Shelfie	Re: learning japanese	#828	[-]
Posts: 302 (01/17/2007 2:18 AM) I'm tired of being alone... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	That was from ROVE Live, and Australian tv show. John did Ricky's interview for him by googling info on him. Kinda funny. Love Shelley :) Rock is attending 48 concerts in a single year, most of them for free, hanging out with local and international musicians, having the editor of the biggest local music magazine giving you birthday cards, shooting more tequila than you can count, hosting cocktail parties, being the last one out on every pub crawl, flying over to Melbourne at the drop of a hat, attending more Fringe shows than anyone you've ever known, having friends all over the world, and making a new friend at every show you go to
Crazyviking77	re	#829	[-]
Posts: 365 (01/17/2007 3:48 AM) Ain't nobody gonna break my stride... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	not broken, you might want to look up some examples of wit.
hazelbug	Re: re	#830	[-]
Posts: 110 (01/17/2007 6:43 AM) Bust down the double doors... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	I like this one.... "She leaves her tampons at my place...as if I have the extra space...but I know she does" and this one... "I like to talk shit sometime just to see what I can get away with"
herecomesthcold	Re: re	#831	[-]
Posts: 467 (01/17/2007 2:02 PM) Ain't nobody gonna break my stride... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	"We had this idea on tour for a thing called 'Short Bus Dance Party' after shows," Mayer once recalled. "What we do is, we close off part of the bus, leaving a small area up front, and we cram as many people as we can into it. People just walk onto the bus... we put on a playlist from the iPod and just dance to the point where anyone looking into the bus from the outside would think there was something very strange going on. And, in fact, there is. 'Hot in Herre' by Nelly, we found, usually gets everything pretty ridiculous." ["It's fun to just watch people completely blindsided by this strange event, going, 'Oh, my God, I had no idea I would be dancing with the band!'"] [Trivia: "Connecticut's where I built the parts," Mayer once remarked, "Boston's where I assembled them, and Atlanta is where I sold them to people."] [Sources: Maxim, January 2003; imdb]
notbroken	Re: re	#832	[-]
Posts: 27 (01/17/2007 5:24 PM) I'm never speaking up again... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Hope this hasn't been posted yet! Taken from the Opie and Anthony Show "I can say every song on my record is ripping off something. And that's the way it should be. You'll never know cause it's ripped off WELL."
GirlBudday	Re: re	#833	[-]
Posts: 615 (01/17/2007 6:56 PM) Always buzzin' just like neon... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	"you fuckin' cunt" -also from Opie and Anthony. Don't give the ghost up just clench your fist
notbroken	Re: re	#834	[-]
Posts: 27 (01/17/2007 8:27 PM) I'm never speaking up again... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	oh yeah haha good times.
starry83	Re: Re:	#835	[-]
Posts: 17 (01/21/2007 2:45 AM) I'm never speaking up again... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	What, something to do with my word document full of JM quotes? I haven't followed this whole thread, so apologies in advance for repeats: *Quote:* "Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes." *Quote:* "The trapper keeper is the genesis of obsessive-compulsive disorder in my generation. They had a pretty detailed conversion chart inside. I measured my penis with the folder." 1984 Strikes Back *Quote:* "You know, this is really gonna sound out of place. I think about '83 and about being born somewhat at the wrong time because I would have liked to be as successful as I am now but only in '83. And you say, 'why is that? There are so many offerings of technology and so many betterments in the world,' and I just want to say, I've always wanted to fuck a girl while she wore roller skates." 3/14/03 Hang in there for this one; it's my absolute favorite: *Quote:* "So anyway, thank you very much for coming out, it means a lot to us. It makes the trip worthwhile. We hope you had a good oh you made a sign! I love you like a fat kid love cake. Now, the reason that that sign says L-O-V-E love and that one says L-U-V love is because you didnt stencil your shit out beforehand. And so listen, Im down with the signs, I know how the whole sign thing works. That girl, she had it all figured out. Even though she didnt space the you and the like, she at least saw it coming, and then you, you got to the L, or maybe you did cake first cause you wanted to figure out a verb I want to see some pencil lines underneath that stuff next time. No, its very nice. Arts and crafts. Arts and crafts. Arts and crafts. By the way, thats the band name tonight, John Mayer and Arts & Crafts. Actually, Arts & Crafts would be a great duo... Im Ronnie Arts... and Im Devon Crafts, and we are Arts & Crafts... with our big hit, 'Clothespin Reindeer.' What the hell am I talking about? Im just about to break into a fit of stand-up comedy. So whats the deal with drummers? Alright thanks, see ya later, thats it, Ill see you later. Ive been drunk for six days. Lets keep playing." 12/5/03 *Quote:* From 'Quid Pro Quo' on L83 circa 2004: Fast Cars or Fast Women? John: Slow women Thanks for playing, kids. ~Elizabeth
SHannon725	newbie...sorry if this has been answered!	#836	[-]
Posts: 27 (01/22/2007 2:01 AM) I'm never speaking up again... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Hi guys, I am just wondering if anybody knows the origin of this quote? It is pretty funny! "I wanna be a better man. I'm trying to figure out what I can do in my life to make it so that one day when my wife tells me she hears something downstairs and she wants me to go check it out, that I don't completely wet myself as I'm going down the stairs." Thanks!
taylor0110	Re: Your favorite john quotes!!	#837	[-]
Posts: 114 (01/23/2007 10:23 PM) I'm never over...over you. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	"You're gonna look at the person next to you, and you're gonna say, not to them but yourself, 'You're not gonna be here forever, are you?'" -From a 14-minute Wheel somewhere in the download thread. (About Nickelback) "I mean Nickelback gives ya like the four songs you want and the rest is all about bendin' people over, and pinball machines and stuff, I don't really know what they're singing about... They have those songs, the ones that go "baby I need you", they get the hit. Then track 8, you know what I mean. What's that one, he sings "I wanna be your cancer", or something, he writes crazy stuff. What was that one? Where it's just like 'What the hell are you talking about!?"
mayerfan83	Re: Your favorite john quotes!!	#838	[-]
Posts: 129 (01/24/2007 12:26 AM) I'm never over...over you. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Both of these are from the show when he was goin off on a rant during 'daughters' -- "Some guy who wants to pre-pay some card, and he wants to pay with travelers checks, and pesos, and rupels.... From Russia." (Just love the way he adds in 'from russia at the end) "So you write a note to yourself, and you put it in your wallet, dated six months ago, that says: Dear John, This is the John that's with her now. RUN!" -Ryan-
DelectableYams	Re: Your favorite john quotes!!	#839	[-]
Posts: 216 (01/24/2007 12:36 AM) I'm never over...over you. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	I can definately see John going off on a rant like that during a song because he's completely ADD like that, sometimes. Does anyone happen to have that version of Daughters? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference in this world. My hope still is to leave the world a little bit better for my having been here."-- Jim Henson
Avery	One nice comment for the day	#840	[-]
Posts: 526 (01/24/2007 12:45 AM) I'm calling it love soon... Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	I think it's from Housing Works so it's prob in the download thread. One quote that I wish someone had on tape is from PNC last August...the crowd was just going insane, just loving him so much. So he puts his hand on his chest and says: "You make my heart feel good, you make my heart FEEL good." It was SO cute.

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