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Posts: 9352 (10/21/2008 4:01 PM) Your mouth was, so dirty... |
Apropos I think...(evil grin)
"If Ritalin would make me love the same girl for a long time, point me to the nearest CVS " debbie 
it turns out he has a "roving penis " which prompted her to eject him from the magical land of constantly erect nipples...french publication |
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Posts: 2235 (10/21/2008 4:28 PM) Always buzzin' just like neon... |
CaitSings wrote: Ha ha, me too Cait!! I love that feature..  .
I love this thread! So, I sent this to Susi a while back, but I'm not sure where it came from so I don't think she added it, as we couldn't verify the source. I know I had seen it before...does anyone know when he said this or where it was from?? "I might be a clergyman. I really might just be the guy who loves playing music so much that I will never have a solid relationship. If I'm on a date with somebody, I can't wait to go home and play guitar. If I even seal the deal, I can't wait for them to leave to play the guitar." 
 "I'm not presenting a slide show on my studying gorillas in Africa. I'm singing songs about fucking and fucking hurting." JohnMayer~Courtesy of TRYJM ~Laila~ |
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Posts: 700 (10/21/2008 4:59 PM) |
Okay, speaking of the random quote thingee over at tryjm...
There was a quote over there I read once, something about his JM concert merchandise making up our workout wardrobes. (<--- it was funnier the way he said it) I LOVE that quote. I went back to snag it, refreshing the page over and over, and it wouldn't come back. If anyone can find it, that would be awesome. |
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Posts: 2235 (10/21/2008 5:10 PM) Always buzzin' just like neon... |
Was it this one YTM?
"I just love that I'm selling future gym clothes. In a few years someone is going to be climbing a cargo net with a John Mayer t-shirt on."
"I'm not presenting a slide show on my studying gorillas in Africa. I'm singing songs about fucking and fucking hurting." JohnMayer~Courtesy of TRYJM ~Laila~ |
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Posts: 594 (10/21/2008 5:12 PM) |
I love this one so much....because everyone I meet is the non-Crayola 6 pack....
Marie 
"Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. It's ok though, because I've got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes. Does anyone else have that problem? I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation.. so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type.. I'm like, "hey girl, magenta!" and she's like, "oh, you mean purple!" and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, "no - I want magenta!"" |
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Posts: 515 (10/21/2008 5:47 PM) |
"I don't think that life is short, so I think you should stop saying it. 'Life is short, man.' No it's not! Life is excruciatingly long!
Let me rephrase that-the life you've got LEFT is excruciatingly long. The life behind you...is DONE. So yes, life is short, but only when you turn around
and look at it. But if you keep looking forward, you've got a lotta years to think about it. And if you don't think like life is long, if you live
everyday like life is short, you know what you become? A fuckin' asshole. Go buy yourself a die-cut Calvin sticker to put on the back of your
truck because you are an asshole. You've gotta live your life like life is long. You gotta live your life like someday soon you're gonna hit
some miserable Tuesday night that's just gonna seem to go on for days and days and days, waiting either for some phone call to come that doesn't come,
or some phone call to stop that won't stop. But life, as it's laid out in front of you, seems to go on forever. But look back to when you were four,
and it seems like last Sunday. So just keep moving forward, and keep your good heart on you, and keep doing the best you can do, and love who you love
the best you can love, and keep yourself where the light is!"
-Johnny's "Sermon" during Gravity. Charlotte, NC, 8-19-08. More to come. -drew.
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Posts: 55 (10/21/2008 5:59 PM) |
Refreshing TryJM is one of my pass times for boredom too. I don't remember this one word for word but it was something like... I love my fans so much. We
need to come up with a better name for fans. How about 'really good friends who can't come over my house'
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Posts: 700 (10/21/2008 6:01 PM) |
laimaitai21 wrote: YES!!! Thank you for finding it for me. That quote has me written all over it!! |
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Posts: 55 (10/21/2008 6:26 PM) |
"I love you all so much. We really need to come up with a new name for 'fans'. How about really good friends who can't come over my
house."
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Posts: 8966 (10/21/2008 6:38 PM) I'm calling it love soon... |
from one of the rolling stone articles, talking about wonderland:
"People always thought that was a make-out song, but it's really about loving every part of someone like they're a jungle gym. It's not just tits and ass and pussy. Sex is so utilitarian. Foreplay is like a sixty-four-count box of crayons and a couple different types of paper. Sex is like banging a Coke can with a mallet." always such an eloquent gentleman...
-Cait
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Posts: 9352 (10/21/2008 6:39 PM) Your mouth was, so dirty... |
Best quotes come from Rolling Stone. Hands down!
debbie
it turns out he has a "roving penis " which prompted her to eject him from the magical land of constantly erect nipples...french publication |
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Posts: 83 (10/21/2008 7:12 PM) |
From a Rolling Stone Interview...
John Mayer met his first real girlfriend in high school. Shortly thereafter, he began to study Japanese... "Her mother said she should learn Japanese because it would look good on her college applications," he later recalled. "There was a magnet program in another town, and we'd get bused together. I was like, 'I love Japanese! Mom, I wanna study Japanese.' When really it's just so you can finger your girlfriend on the bus every morning!" |
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Posts: 2235 (10/21/2008 10:47 PM) Always buzzin' just like neon... |
Interesting lyrics in view of recent (non)events...ha ah ha
From Home Life__everyone remember this?? 
"I can tell you this much I will marry just once And if it doesn't work out Give her half of my stuff It's fine with me We said eternity And I will go to my grave With the life that I gave Not just some melody line On a radio wave It dissipates And soon evaporates But home life doesn't change" Not my 'favorite quote' as the thread goes, yet interesting anyway. Maybe I should have put this in random. It was a very random observation on my part! tee hee
"I'm not presenting a slide show on my studying gorillas in Africa. I'm singing songs about fucking and fucking hurting." JohnMayer~Courtesy of TRYJM ~Laila~ |
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Posts: 594 (10/21/2008 11:04 PM) |
From RS 2006... I got a kick out of this when I first read it, now it has a whole new meaning....
"Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a bl-w j-b, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left " just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow saying,"'You greedy motherf-cker, I've got nothing for you.'" |
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Posts: 2235 (10/21/2008 11:19 PM) Always buzzin' just like neon... |
Oh my gosh, yes, Marie!! I forgot about that one...tee hee! 
I went back to the beginning of this thread and am reading...so much good stuff here! Love this one: "It's very difficult to tie one shoe with the same tension as the other one, because if one should be a little tighter than the other, the show's gonna suck. I'm a man of symmetry." He says the goofiest things at shows! At Irvine this past summer he was telling us about the first time he heard BTMB on the radio and how he just had to pee! And then said something like: 'I might just let a little go now...you never know! Muscles aren't as tight as they used to be...and I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about...'or something to that effect! Too funny...gotta go back and listen to Debbie's tape to get the correct wording, but it was funnier than shit!
"I'm not presenting a slide show on my studying gorillas in Africa. I'm singing songs about fucking and fucking hurting." JohnMayer~Courtesy of TRYJM ~Laila~ |
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Posts: 32 (10/21/2008 11:46 PM) |
I was fortunate to be in the audience at ACL 2006 when he was talking about how hot it is in Texas and that we like to turn summer off when we are damn good
and ready (or something like that). Also, he referenced "ass sweat." The direct quote is around here somewhere...it was classic. If I can find it,
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Posts: 9352 (10/22/2008 12:02 AM) Your mouth was, so dirty... |
Oh God I was there for that Ass Sweat....that was the end for me as far as festivals in Texas...No more for me. That festival was a ball buster. That was my
tape for that show..I am sure the quote is in there he was dripping.
debbie
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Posts: 8966 (10/22/2008 12:07 AM) I'm calling it love soon... |
yeah us northerners aren't prepared for the ass sweat. i'm going to lovingly refer to all future southern tour dates i attend 'ass sweat tour
dates' because really, people are not meant to live in 108 degree weather. however, there were some lovely see-thru sweaty pictures from that night,
debbie. all was not lost, right??
the following is a good example of why john has such a large female fanbase. it's not about how sexy he is, or how soothing his voice is, or that internal thing that goes off in a woman's brain while a man plays the guitar...it's all about how in tune he is with his feminine side: "So I discovered something about myself and that's I have these giant chemical cycles, I think I'm menstrual."
-Cait
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Posts: 2235 (10/22/2008 1:16 AM) Always buzzin' just like neon... |
Ha ha, I just found this one on Try and hadn't seen it before!
"First time you ask her what's wrong.. 'nothing'. And then the second time you ask her she says 'nothing' and then the third time 'nothing'. And you know it's not over yet because it's only 2 am and this shit is gonna last till 4" lol
"I'm not presenting a slide show on my studying gorillas in Africa. I'm singing songs about fucking and fucking hurting." JohnMayer~Courtesy of TRYJM ~Laila~ |
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Posts: 8966 (10/22/2008 1:21 AM) I'm calling it love soon... |
yeah that was before a CBTB version i believe...
-Cait
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