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Posts: 9352 (10/22/2008 1:22 AM) Your mouth was, so dirty... |
I am pretty sure that was from CBTB Layla not sure of the date, but I am going to say 04 sometime.
I love this one, he was doing an intro to Wonderland and said "This is a song about girl's pink bits." debbie 
it turns out he has a "roving penis " which prompted her to eject him from the magical land of constantly erect nipples...french publication |
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Posts: 8966 (10/22/2008 1:25 AM) I'm calling it love soon... |
beat you debbie! teehee
and you know, i'm sure his mother is so proud of him for the verbal diarrhea that seems to come out of him onstage sometimes. it's probably a good thing she only goes to one or two shows a year...hahaha
-Cait
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Posts: 594 (10/22/2008 1:58 AM) |
I would love to know the time frame of this one...it's so damn innocent...
Marie 
"I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's like I have musical boobies!" |
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Posts: 8966 (10/22/2008 10:12 AM) I'm calling it love soon... |
marie, that's from an interview john did with conan o'brien in 2005. he just decided to be a guest that night and didn't perform, just talked if i
remember correctly. really funny interview and i just tried to find it on youtube but no luck.
-Cait
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Posts: 560 (10/22/2008 10:37 AM) |
From a show tape from this summer (paraphrasing here): "When life gives you lemons, you look at them, and you toss them back at life and say 'Limes,
motherfucker! I want limes!!'"
She's the wisest pony in all of Ponyville.
Attempting to avoid the Bitch Slap Thread since 2008... |
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Posts: 81 (10/23/2008 9:47 PM) |
Kimono wrote:I like this one...haha. Kimono, you wouldn't happen to know what show this is from? |
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Posts: 560 (10/23/2008 11:26 PM) |
JessM84 wrote:Oh jeebus, Jess... I've listened to so damned many of them... I just remember it sticking out in my mind. If I run up on it in my perusals, I'll post it. Anyone else?
She's the wisest pony in all of Ponyville.
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Posts: 8966 (10/23/2008 11:31 PM) I'm calling it love soon... |
well i'm almost positive i was in the room for that quote but that only narrows the tour down to about half of the dates. i'm thinking it might've
been one of the FL shows, but i could be wrong.
-Cait
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Posts: 560 (10/24/2008 12:38 AM) |
Kimono wrote:OK. Here we go. From West Palm Beach, transcribed verbatim from the tape: "You know, when life gives you lemons, you look at the lemons, you nod no, and you throw those fuckin' lemons back in life's face, and you say 'Limes, motherfucker! I want limes!'" (This was right before 'Gravity' for anyone interested.)
She's the wisest pony in all of Ponyville.
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Posts: 8966 (10/24/2008 12:41 AM) I'm calling it love soon... |
woohoo...i knew i was sweaty and felt like i was in a bowl of soup when he said it...had to be down south somewhere. my brain is still slightly intact hooray!
-Cait
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Posts: 560 (10/24/2008 1:00 AM) |
CaitSings wrote:Suffering from an acute case of swamp ass, were you? 
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Posts: 8966 (10/24/2008 1:06 AM) I'm calling it love soon... |
nope, just southernsummerweather-itis.
-Cait
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Posts: 81 (10/24/2008 1:12 AM) |
Thank you, Kimono!
Very cool of you to take the time to look for it.
I'll have to add it to my fave JM quotes.
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Posts: 2444 (10/24/2008 2:00 AM) Damn baby...you frustrate me. |
Paul Rudd said it better: "When life hands you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons' and bail."
-sam
"People never get the flowers when they can still smell 'em." 
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Posts: 260 (10/27/2008 2:58 PM) |
Cait, thanks for topping this one up!
It's nice to know that I'm not alone in refreshing Try in the hopes of seeing one I haven't seen before...after reading these, I think I'm covered! Libby |
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Posts: 8966 (10/27/2008 3:00 PM) I'm calling it love soon... |
yes, despite his best efforts to appear intelligent, the occasional doofus quote comes out and makes me giggle...just glad i could find this thread back on
page whatever it was on. the gems are always buried.
-Cait
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Posts: 260 (10/27/2008 5:03 PM) |
SomethingsMissing21939 wrote:This was one of my favourites....back on page 1 Libby |
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Posts: 21 (10/28/2008 6:11 AM) |
In an interview on the red carpet for the Cosmopolitan awards earlier this year, towards the end he started talking about standup and how he likes to go on
stage and pretend to know what he's doing.
He says something along the lines of..."It doesn't hurt anybody, I'm up there and it lasts 6 minutes.....kinda like my sex life!" I don't think the woman interviewing him really caught what he said. But I sure as hell laughed. |
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Posts: 179 (10/28/2008 1:23 PM) |
mine is in my siggy. its from gravity at the charlotte show
"I don't think that life is short. So I think you should stop saying that. 'Life is short,
man.' No it's not! Life is excrusiatingly long. Let me rephrase that. The life you got left is excrusiatingly long. The life behind you, it's done.
So yeah, life is short, but only when you turn around and look at it. But if you keep looking forward, you got a lot of yearsto think about. If you don't
think life is long, if you life every day like life is short, you know what you become? A fuckin'
asshole. You gotta live your life like someday soon you're gonna hit some miserable Tuesday night
that's just gonna seem to go on for days and days and days. Waiting for either some phone call to come that doesn't come or some phone call to stop
that won't stop. Because as it's laid out infront of you seems to go on forever. But look back to when you were 4 and it seems like last Sunday.
So just keep looking forward and keep your good heart on you and keep doing
the best you can do and love who you love the best you can love."
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Posts: 83 (10/28/2008 8:34 PM) |
This is the whole quote from the Cosmopolitan Awards:
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10/28/2008 8:51 PM.
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